A - Mom, I just spilled water on my boobs.
Me -You don't have boobs yet Amelia
A -Then, what are they? Nickels?
Hey, Mom, did you know I was married to a Doctor?
Mom, look, I'm making my Troy and Gabrille dolls "princess kiss". They're 30, so they're allowed.
Why does my heart have to beep all the time?
I tried to tell her that was a good thing, but she insists it does it just to bug her!
Whew.... this has been such a hard day for me.... (apparently, going to school+playing = HARD)
You know why I'm crying, Mom? Because my heart loves you so much.
Makes me cry every time she says it!